OUR STORY BEGINS 2000 YEARS AGO. CHRIST HAD JUST RELEASED HIS DEMON SPAWN ACROSS THE WHITE PLAINS. ALL IS LOST. Fast forward. We're wine drunk. It's midnight. We have two options: dominoes or midnight mac. Dominoes is the devil and reportedly forces child labor legislation in New Zealand. Look it up. Mac it is. We promise not to tell our life's story ad nauseum. That shit is annoying. Equipment Instant pot: Any model with a manual setting works, but we used the ultra pot. Frying pan (for the bacon) Time to cook Prep: 2 min. Cook time: 15 min. (includes pressure build and cook time + bacon frying in its glory) Ingredients 1 box rigatoni 8 oz smoked Gouda, cut into cubes 2 oz sharp cheddar, cut into cubes 2 oz habanero cheddar, cut into cubes 2 cups bone or chicken broth 6 slices of thick ass bacon* 2 tbsp unsalted butter 2 tbsp of lard 1 driveby of heavy cream** 1/2 tsp salt 1/2 tsp pepper 1 tsp red pepper flakes 1 tsp garlic powder *If you h